Given my ever declining state of intelligence, awareness and general drool controlling abilities I figured I would alter the header and footer of the site to better reflect my neat, orderly and entirely not rational point of view.  It actually took a few attempts to get it right, but the wonderful advantage of running a website no one actually visits is that you can royally screw the place up a few times and still have it all back together and thoroughly dusted in time to be not seen anyway.
There I go again with those runaway and running on and on sentences.  Let’s try some more of those.

Unfathomable

On first acquaintance I adore this word as I suspect it describes me and my writing style but then I begin to find it not entirely necessary to have included in the not entirely senseless English language.  Everything can be fathomed with enough patience and lunch breaks.
Such a fine example to ponder on a not so fine day would be to noodle out the meaning of pasta and then move on to the sauce and the bowl and the restaurant and its place in the social inner workings of a planet and galaxy spinning off at an odd angle to all that actually matters.  All of it, at once, altogether and right after taking a deep breath before tipping your little brain straight over the edge of a deep and philosophical plunge.

Isn’t this fun?

Outlets are for plugging things and this is where I get a spark and all the lights go out.  Bewildering and immensely entertaining in a way that only the ill advised use of far too many adverbs can convey to the lost and restless minds of the found and content.
The adventure to be found in the method of the procedure by which one fathoms the meaning of the answer to the question that can be divided by zero and multiplied by apple pie to produce deliciously unstable logic.

Now making that face above should be much easier.  I do what I can to get you by and off my digital property of absolutely no value, new header and footer or not.